Hooker with a Penis TOOL Chris Pollina (LemureFace@aol.com) Difficulty Level: 8.5 Thought I'd do a cool song I like a lot. Los of odd time signatures, and fast double bass. I can play it with one foot tho, so haha. AGHH! This thing is huge. Well...enjoy! Due to tons of complaints I have changed my notation to the more widely used version. Thanks for inventing this great way to write Kris Smith!!! If you have any questions, e-mail me (LemureFace@aol.com) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Song Structure: (Play part 1 time if not signified otherwise) Part 1 (x3) Fill 1 Part 2 (x2) Part 2a Fill 2 Part 3a Part 3 (x14) Fill 3 Part 1 Part 2 Part 2a Fill 2 Part 4a Part 4 (x6) Part 4b Part 5a Part 5 (x3) Fill 3 Part 6 Part 6a Part 7 Part 8 (x4) Part 8a (x2) Fill 4 Part 6 Part 6b Part 9 (x4) Bridge 1 Part 10 Part 11 (x3) Fill 5 Part 12 (x4) Part 13 (x4) Part 14 Part 15 (x6) Part 16 (x3) Part 16a Part 17 (x2) End ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 1 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a o o o o CC: 1nnn nn4n HH: nnn1 nn2n n3nn 4nnn SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fill 1 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a o o CC: 1nnn nnn2 n3nn 4n4n HH: nnn1 nn2n SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 2 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a -- RC: n111 2222 3333 44nn T1: nn44 CC: 1nnn SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4nnn BD: 1111 2222 3333 44nn ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 2a 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a -- RC: 1111 2222 3333 44nn T1: nn44 SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4nnn BD: 1111 2222 3333 44nn ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fill 2 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a RC: n111 2222 3333 CC: 1nnn SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n44 BD: 1111 2222 3333 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 3a 6/16 1e+a 2e / CC: 1nnn HH: 2n SD: nnn1 BD: 1n1n ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 3 6/16 1e+a 2e / HH: 1nnn 2n SD: nnn1 BD: 1n1n Yes, that is a 32nd note on the bass drum, so work on those ankle muscles! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fill 3 6/16 1e+a 2e # HH: 1nnn SD: 2n BD: 1n1n ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 4a 6/16 1e+a 2e o CC: 1nnn HH: 2n SD: nnn1 BD: 1n1n ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 4 6/16 1e+a 2e o o HH: 1nnn 2n SD: nnn1 BD: 1n1n ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 4b 6/16 1+ea 2e o ox HH: 1n11 SD: nnn1 BD: 1n1n ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 5a 5/8 1+ 2+ 3+ 4+ 5+ o HH: 3n 4n n5 SD: 5n BD: n3 n4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 5 5/8 1+ea 2e+a 3e o HH: nn1n 2n2n n3 SD: 3n BD: 1nn1 n2n2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fill 4 7/16 1e+a 2e+ -- -- T1: n11n T2: 22n ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 6 6/4 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a / //// CC: n1n1 nnn2 nnn4 RC: nn5n T1: nnn5 6nnn T2: n666 SD: 1nnn nn2n 4nn4 n5nn BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3n3 n4nn 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a / //// CC: n1nn nnn2 nnn4 RC: nnn1 n3nn T1: nn55 6nnn T2: n666 SD: 1nnn nn2n 4nn4 n5nn BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3n3 n44n 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a / //// CC: n1nn nnn2 nnn4 RC: nnn1 n5nn T1: nnn5 6nnn T2: n666 SD: 1nnn nn2n 4nn4 n5nn BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3n3 n44n ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 6a 6/4 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a > > CC: n1n1 nnn2 n3nn T2: 666n T3: 4444 nnn5 SD: 1nnn nn2n 4n4n BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3n3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 7 Here comes the tom Part I really can't decode. I could figure it out, *but* it's only a 5 second piece of the song and I don't want to spend 45 minutes making a really tiny stretch of the song. Listen to it, get a feel for it, and improvise a part. C'mon, you can do it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 8 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a F / T3: 1n11 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 8a 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a F / F T2: nn3n T3: 1 +a n222 33n3 4444 SD: 2nnn (Play lightly except for the Flat Flams) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fill 4 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a F F F F T3: 1111 3333 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a - -- - -- T1: n1nn n1nn T2: 22nn 44nn SD: 1nnn 3nnn ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 6b 3/4 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a RC: n3nn CC: n1n1 nnn2 SD: 1nnn nn2n BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3nn (Choke Cymbal off immediatley on beat 2. (11n1CHOKE)) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 9 5/4 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a CC: nnn1 n3nn nn4n T2: n5nn T3: 111n n2n2 nnn3 44nn nn55 SD: nn2n 3nnn 5nnn ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bridge 1 5/4 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a CC: 1nnn BD: 1nnn ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 10 6/4 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a CC: 1nnn nn5n RC: nn1n 2n2n 3n3n 4n4n 5nnn 6n6n SD: nn2n nn5n BD: 1nn1 n2nn 44n4 n5nn 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a CC: nn2n RC: 1n1n 2nnn 3n3n 4n4n 5nnn SD: nn2n nn5n 66nn BD: 11n1 n2nn 44n4 n5nn T2: nn66 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a CC: 1nnn nn2n nn5n 6e+a RC: nn1n 2nnn 3n3n 4n4n 5nnn 6n6n SD: nn2n nn5n BD: 11n1 n2nn 44n4 n5nn 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a -- CC: nn2n nn4n RC: 1n1n 2nnn SD: nn2n 3nnn nn4n nn5n 66nn BD: 11n1 n2nn n3nn nnn4 n5nn T2: 44nn nn66 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a CC: 1nnn RC: 1n1n 2n22 3n33 4n4n 5n5n 666n SD: nn2n nn5n BD: 1nn1 n2nn 44n4 5nnn 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a CC: nn2n 4nnn RC: 1n1n 2nnn 3n3n nn4n 5nnn SD: nn2n 3nnn nn5n BD: 11n1 n2nn n3nn 44n4 n5nn T1: 66nn T2: nn66 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a CC: 1nnn nn5n RC: nn1n 2n22 3n3n 4n4n 5nnn 6n6n SD: nn2n nn5n n6nn BD: 11n1 n2nn 44n4 n5nn 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a CC: nn2n RC: 1n1n 2nnn 3n3n 4n4n 5n5n 6nnn SD: nn2n 3nnn 4n4n nn5n 6nnn BD: 11n1 n2nn n3nn T1: n6nn T2: nnn4 nn66 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 11 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a - RC: nn2n 3nnn CC: nn4n SD: nn2n nn4n T2: nn1n 3n33 44nn T3: 11n1 22nn ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fill 5 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a F F F F F F T3: 1111 nn22 33nn 4444 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a SP: nn1n ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 12 5/4 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a z SD: nnn1 nn2n nn3n n4nn 5nnn T3: 111n 22n2 33n3 4n44 nn5n T2: n5nn (On last repeat accent the last 3 beats (5, E, A) (If you really want an extremely accurate representation of this part, have a friend break glass, vases, pottery, break billiard balls (not smash, break like in the beginning of a game) and generally destroy other things =) ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 13 11/16 1e+a 2e+a 3e+ RC: 1111 2222 333 SD: 1nn1 nn2n 3nn BD: 1111 2222 333 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 14 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a T3: 1n1n nn2n 3nnn 4n4n SD: 1n1n nn2n 3nnn 4n4n 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a T3: 1n1n nn2n 3nnn SD: 1n1n nn2n 3nnn ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 15 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a / / T1: 111n nnn2 333 RC: nn2n nn4n CC: nnn1 nnn3 SD: nnn1 nn2n nnn3 nn4n ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 16a 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a CC: 1nnn RC: nnn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 17 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a RC: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 17 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a CC: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a // CC: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n44 BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444 1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a CC: 1 BD: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ LemureFace@aol.com